eating steak

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Doing anything that feels good with your junk. Usually handjobs or blowjobs, but sometimes even both at once.
My cousin said he ate steak after his math test. I believe him because he was grinning like a f***ing idiot.
My brother asked me if I was eating steak. I said no, but then he grabbed my phone and took a selfie with a steak on his face.
My teacher said I was eating steak during class. I said I was, and then I blew her a kiss.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A fancy way of saying you take a big piece of meat, cut it into tips, stick it on your junk, and have someone eat it with sauce while they suck your junk.
My friend said he celebrated steak day with his girlfriend. I asked what happened. He said, ‘She ate meat off my junk and I cried like a baby.’
My mom told me I was eating steak at the dinner table. I said, ‘No, I was eating steak and f***ing my brother at the same time.’
My dad got a steak for his birthday. He took it home, stuck it on his junk, and told my mom to eat it with sauce.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A loud way of telling someone to go to f***ing hell, usually said by a kid when they’re mad.
My little brother said, ‘Eat steak, you f***ing loser!’ when I took his snack.
My friend got in trouble for saying ‘Eat steak, you f***ing jerk!’ in the hallway.
My teacher told me to eat steak after I drew on the desk. I said, ‘Eat steak, you f***ing monster!’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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