Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When lazy people pretend they're working but are just slowly sipping soup like it's a fancy drink.

I'm working on this report... mostly.

I'm not slacking off, I'm just strategizing.

This meeting is just me eating soup and pretending I care.

2

The act of being too good for your job but still too bad to do it right.

I’m not being inefficient, I’m being elegant.

I’m not lazy, I’m just refined.

I’m not slacking, I’m just multitasking.

3

When people say they're busy but it's just an excuse to not do anything.

I can't come to the party, I'm too busy being busy.

I have a meeting, so I can't answer my phone.

I'm working, so I can't eat soup with chopsticks.

4

Doing the simplest task like it's a secret mission.

I'm not eating soup with chopsticks, I'm executing a covert operation.

This isn't just soup, it's a strategic move.

I'm not just eating, I'm analyzing my life.

5

The art of being so slow, you make the slowest people look fast.

I took 20 minutes to eat soup with chopsticks.

I can't move unless I take a 10-minute break.

It took me an hour to finish my soup, and that was fast.

6

When you act like you're working but you're just eating soup with chopsticks.

I'm working on my project... mostly.

I'm not slacking off, I'm just being efficient.

This is a meeting, so I have to eat soup with chopsticks.