Eating Soup

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When you grab a spoon and pour hot liquid down your throat like it's your last meal and you're dying of hunger.
I just ate soup for breakfast and I'm still mad at it.
Why do you always make soup like it's a war.
I poured my soup so fast I got a burn on my tongue.
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It means you're gonna eat soup, which is the only thing that makes sense to you right now.
Bro, I just saw this thing called soup and now I'm gonna eat it.
I'm gonna eat soup because my brain is broken.
Eat soup, it's the only thing that makes sense.
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A person who edits and tweens videos so good you wish you were her. But then she dies and leaves you with nothing but her old videos.
I miss Eat._. soup so much, she was the best.
Why did she have to die? She was just getting started.
Eat._. soup is dead but I still watch her videos.
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A video where two girls eat soup, puke on each other, and then have sex. If someone shows you 2 girls and 1 cup, you show them Eat Your Soup.
2 girls 1 cup? I'm showing them Eat Your Soup.
They showed me 2 girls and 1 cup, so I showed them Eat Your Soup.
I saw 2 girls and 1 cup, so I showed them Eat Your Soup.
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When you eat soup like it's the most delicious thing ever, and you're eating someone's private parts.
I ate soup and it tasted like someone's private parts.
This soup is so good I'm eating someone's private parts.
I swear I'm eating someone's private parts.
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You're a gross thot with a smelly vagina, so you have to eat soup to make it better.
You're a thot with a smelly vagina, so eat soup.
Why are you so gross? Just eat soup.
You're a thot, so eat soup.
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When gay men or men who like other men say they're eating soup, which is the dumbest thing ever.
Gay men say they're eating soup, which is the dumbest thing ever.
Men who like men say they're eating soup, which is the dumbest thing ever.
I'm eating soup because I'm gay.
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