Eating Soufflé

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The worst kind of cluelessness. Like when you’re so out of it you think eating soufflé is a real job. George W. Bush was eating soufflé when he didn’t know what was going on.
My dad was eating soufflé when he missed his own wedding.
She was eating soufflé when she forgot to pay rent.
He was eating soufflé when he said he was president.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When you’re so brain-dead you can’t even think straight. Like when someone’s eating soufflé and still manages to make a mess of everything.
He was eating soufflé when he set the house on fire.
She was eating soufflé when she tried to text and failed.
They were eating soufflé when they forgot to feed the dog.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When you’re so far gone you might as well be eating soufflé. Like when you’re not paying attention and you end up in a situation that makes no sense.
He was eating soufflé when he walked into the wrong restaurant.
She was eating soufflé when she tried to drive and crashed.
They were eating soufflé when they lost their keys and their minds.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When you’re so lost in your own world that you think eating soufflé is the best thing ever. Like when you’re so clueless you don’t even know what’s going on.
He was eating soufflé when he didn’t know who won the game.
She was eating soufflé when she tried to cook and burned the house down.
They were eating soufflé when they missed the plane and the party.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When you’re so unaware you might as well be eating soufflé. Like when you’re completely out of touch with reality and everyone around you.
He was eating soufflé when he said the moon was made of cheese.
She was eating soufflé when she thought the president was a clown.
They were eating soufflé when they thought the sky was falling.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When you’re so dumb you think eating soufflé is a real thing to do. Like when you’re so clueless you can’t even manage basic life.
He was eating soufflé when he forgot to eat lunch.
She was eating soufflé when she lost her phone and her mind.
They were eating soufflé when they tried to fix the TV and broke it.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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