eating rats

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You'll never know, and you won't like it when you do.

You think you're safe? Nah, you're just waiting for the rat to gnaw your face off.

He saw the rat. He didn't run. He just laughed.

She tried to kill the rat with a noodle. It bit her. She cried.

A giant, smelly rat that lives in the sewers and eats dead people. It's so gross it makes your insides want to come out.

That rat looked like it had been in a trash can for a week.

He killed the rat with a broom. Then he used the rat's skin for a hat.

She tried to cook the rat. It came back to life.

Go go go go go go!

He screamed 'Go go go go go go!' and ran into the wall.

She texted 'Go go go go go go!' and got a rat in her pants.

They all yelled 'Go go go go go go!' and the rat exploded.

A rat that eats your ass and your diaper. It's like your butt has a birthday party.

He woke up to a rat eating his ass. He cried.

She tried to kill the rat with a diaper. It bit her. She cried again.

They found a rat in his diaper. He didn't know what to do.