eating rampage

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when you're so hungry you start eating like a wild animal and stuff your face with everything in sight until you're too full to move and your stomach feels like it's going to explode
I ate three burgers, two fries, and a milkshake while watching Netflix. My pants are now a second skin.
I ate so much pizza I had to lay down on the floor and cry.
I finished a whole bag of chips and a chocolate bar in under five minutes. My brain is now made of sugar.
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when you start eating so fast and so much that you look like a pig that just rolled in a buffet and you end up with a food baby so big it could take on a whole football team
I ate so fast I choked on a sandwich and then had to eat a whole bowl of soup to survive.
I devoured a whole plate of pasta and a pizza like it was my last meal on Earth.
I ate three hot dogs, two donuts, and a whole bag of candy. My stomach is now a war zone.
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when you’re so obsessed with eating that you start eating random stuff all over the house and you end up looking like a human trash can that just got hit by a food truck
I ate a whole pizza, a bag of chips, and a chocolate bar while sitting on the floor. My legs are now made of cheese.
I took a bite of everything in the kitchen, including the fridge and the microwave. My mouth is now a portal to another dimension.
I ate so much I had to take a nap on the couch, and my mom had to clean up the mess I left.
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when you’re so hungry you start eating like a beast and you stuff your mouth with everything you can get your hands on until you’re so full you feel like you're going to die and your pants are now a second skin
I ate a whole pizza, two burgers, and a bag of candy. My stomach is now a spaceship.
I took one bite of everything in the kitchen and now I can’t breathe. My mouth is a portal to the food dimension.
I ate so much I had to lie down on the floor. My brain is now made of pizza.
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when you start eating so much that your body turns into a food machine and you end up looking like you’ve been hit by a truck full of snacks and you feel like you’re going to explode
I ate a whole bag of chips, a pizza, and a bowl of soup. My stomach is now a garbage can.
I took one bite of everything in the kitchen and now I can’t move. My legs are now made of fries.
I ate so much I had to go to the bathroom twice. My brain is now a snack factory.
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when you get so hungry you start eating like a maniac and you stuff your face with everything you can find until you're too full to move and your stomach feels like it's about to burst
I ate a whole pizza, two burgers, and a bag of candy. My stomach is now a war zone.
I took one bite of everything in the kitchen and now I can't breathe. My mouth is now a portal to the snack dimension.
I ate so much I had to lie down on the floor. My brain is now made of pizza and chocolate.
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