Eating Puke

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Eating Puke is when you go back with your ex like they're a free snack after a long day of being mad at them. You're too lazy to find a new person when the old one is still half-decent.
My ex came back like I was a free pizza. I was like 'you're the crust, not the toppings.'
I got back with my ex because I was too tired to deal with anyone else. Now I'm stuck with their bad decisions.
My ex came back and I was like 'you're not the main dish, you're the side that no one wants.'
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Eating Puke is just a fancy name for the restaurant where you eat and park your problems. It's like going to a buffet for your broken heart.
I went to Eat N' Park and it felt like I was eating my problems and parking them in the lot.
My friend went to Eat N' Park and said it was like eating a bad breakup and parking it outside.
I told my mom I was going to Eat N' Park, and she said 'you're eating puke and parking your sadness.'
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Eat N' Puke is what you call Eat N' Park when your food tastes like regret and your ex is still hanging around.
I called my food 'Eat N' Puke' because it looked like my ex's bad decisions.
My friend said the food was 'Eat N' Puke' because it tasted like my ex's old pizza.
I told the waiter 'this is Eat N' Puke, not Eat N' Park' and he gave me a free soda.
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