eating pizza rolls

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You’re too broke to buy more ranch, so you and your friends slap together some lumpy sauce that tastes like regret, and the last person to eat a pizza roll gets stuck with the gross mess you made.

My buddy ate the last roll and had to sip my sauce. It tasted like my mom’s old socks.

We made sauce with ketchup and mayonnaise. The last person had to eat it with a spoon.

I was the last one. My sauce was so bad, I cried.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You and your friends are too lazy to buy more ranch, so you make a blob of sauce that smells like a garbage can, and the last person to eat a pizza roll gets forced to taste it.

My sauce was so bad, I threw up in the trash.

I ate the last roll and got a face full of stinky sauce.

We made sauce with expired mayo and it was the worst.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You run out of ranch, so you and your friends slap some gloppy sauce on the table, and the last person to eat a pizza roll has to eat it with a spoon like a baby.

I had to eat the sauce with a spoon. It was like eating glue.

My sauce was gloppy and I hated it.

I was the last one. I cried and ate it with a spoon.

by Slangipedia 4d ago