Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

sucking a girl’s period blood like it’s a soda straw

I ate pizza and it was like a bloodsucker party.

My cousin tried eating pizza and now he smells like a wet sock.

I ate pizza and my mom said I was a disgrace.

2

cutting up a pizza like it’s your enemy and you’re going to war

I ate pizza with scissors and my dad said I was a warrior.

My brother ate pizza with scissors and it looked like a murder scene.

I ate pizza with scissors and my dog ran away.

3

eating pizza in the shower and still not being gay

I ate pizza in the shower and my showerhead was like, 'You're not gay? What's wrong with you?'

I ate pizza in the shower and my sister laughed at me.

I ate pizza in the shower and my dad said I was a weirdo.

4

going to your room and doing your thing

I ate pizza and went to my room and did my thing.

My brother ate pizza and went to his room and did his thing.

I ate pizza and my mom said I was being weird.

5

a

A is like the beginning of everything.

A is what I got on my test.

A is what I got when I ate pizza.

6

a dog licking a girl’s junk while a chicken pecks her boob and a guy gives her a kiss

The dog licked her junk and the chicken pecked her boob and the guy kissed her.

The dog licked her junk and it was like a party.

The dog licked her junk and I was like, 'That’s not normal.'

7

a pizza-eating prick who also likes to be an asshole

I ate pizza and I was a prick.

My brother ate pizza and he was a prick.

I ate pizza and I was an asshole.