eating pickles

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a stupid reason to flirt with someone and end up getting head

Hey, wanna eat pickles? I’ve got a whole jar of love for you.

I asked her if she wanted pickles. She said yes. I don’t know why, but I got a kiss.

I told him eating pickles was the only way he’d ever get a date. He ate them and got a date.

a way to roast someone for being a normie and tagging you in a meme. tell them to eat pickles and suck dick. it’s the best revenge ever

He tagged me in a meme. I said, ‘Eat pickles and suck dick.’ He cried.

She asked me why I hate her. I said, ‘Because you’re a normie. Now eat pickles.’

He said he hated pickles. I said, ‘Good. Now eat them and suck my dick.’

a guy who sits in the corner of the gym eating pickles and screams at his screen like a crazy man. he’s salty and hates healers

He was eating pickles in the corner and screamed, ‘I hate healers!’

He died in Overwatch and yelled, ‘Why didn’t you heal me?!’

He’s been eating pickles for 3 hours and still hates the healer.

a fake person who lies about hating pickles. it’s like liar liar pants on fire but with pickles

He said he hates pickles. I told him to eat them. He ate them and lied again.

She said pickles were the worst. Then I gave her a jar and she cried.

He said he’d never eat pickles. Then he ate them and said, ‘I love them.’

eating the ass of drsushi86 on twitch. it’s the most popular thing ever

I ate drsushi86’s ass. It was the best thing ever.

He told me to eat pickles. I ate his ass instead.

I got a subscription for eating drsushi86’s ass.