eating my rhubarb

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Trying to flirt with your friend's crush before they even know they're in a relationship. Like you're a sneaky little worm.

I saw you talking to my crush in the cafeteria. What's your problem?

You just asked her out? I didn't even get a chance to do that!

You're like a cockroach. You showed up when I was just getting comfortable.

Flirting with your friend's love interest while they're still figuring out what a relationship is. You're basically a troublemaker.

You told him I'm a total mess? I'm gonna kill you.

You just said I'm the best part of his day. What even is that?

You're like a mosquito. You won't stop bugging me.

Going after your friend's crush before they're even halfway into the relationship. You're like a thief in the night.

You texted her while I was still trying to figure out what a crush is.

You asked him out before I even had a chance to say hello.

You're like a thief. You stole my chance at love.

Flirting with your friend's crush while they're still in the early stages of a relationship. You're like a loud mouth at a quiet party.

You just said I'm cute. I'm gonna beat you up.

You told him I like pizza. What does that even mean?

You're like a loud mouth. You ruined the vibe.

Trying to flirt with your friend's crush before they're even halfway into the relationship. You're like a dog with a bone.

You're still talking to my crush? I'm gonna eat you.

You just told him I'm the best. What's that even mean?

You're like a dog. You won't stop chasing my crush.

Flirting with your friend's crush while they're still trying to figure out what a relationship is. You're like a backstabber with a side of drama.

You told him I'm a mess. You're a total backstabber.

You just said I'm the best part of his day. What even is that?

You're like a backstabber. You ruined everything.