eating my chicken noodle soup

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When some a$$hole tries to steal your glory like they're the main dish and you're just the broth.
My boss said my idea was his, and I was like, 'Bro, you're just the gravy.'
She posted my project on her LinkedIn and called it her own. I almost threw my spoon at her.
He took credit for my chicken noodle soup and called it 'his special recipe.' I said, 'You just borrowed my soup.'
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When some punk tries to take your soup and pretend it's theirs, like they even know what a noodle is.
My friend took my soup and said it was his, even though he can't tell a noodle from a piece of string.
She took my soup and called it 'her special meal.' I said, 'You're just a side dish.'
He took my soup and said it was his, even though he spilled it on his shirt.
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When someone takes your soup and acts like it's the best thing since sliced bread, even though you made it.
He took my soup and said it was the best thing since sliced bread. I said, 'You just took my soup and called it a miracle.'
She took my soup and called it her 'signature dish.' I said, 'You're just the sauce.'
He took my soup and said it was the best he ever had. I said, 'You're just a hungry man with no taste.'
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