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A woman so sexy you'd rather swallow her than eat a whole pizza.
My cousin's ex is the eating material of the decade.
I saw her in the grocery store and almost dropped my milk.
He texted her 'I'd rather eat you than my mom's cooking.'
eating material
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A girl so attractive she could make a man forget his own name.
She walked in and my brain short-circuited.
He called her 'eating material' in front of his mom.
I asked her out and she said, 'I'm flattered, but I'm already taken by your face.'
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A woman so good-looking she could turn a man into a blubbering mess.
He cried like a baby when he met her.
She texted him, 'You're blubbering again, stop it.'
He asked her out and she said, 'Only if you stop blubbering.'