Eating Mashed Potatoes

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A sneaky way to say you're jerking off and staring at porn like it's your last meal.
I had to eat mashed potatoes during lunch because my boss was watching me.
She said she was eating mashed potatoes, but I saw her phone screen glowing in the dark.
He claims he was eating mashed potatoes, but the whole office heard him moan.
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When you're too lazy to do anything but eat and jerk off at the same time.
I was eating mashed potatoes in the car. My dad said I was making the whole family cringe.
She said she was eating mashed potatoes, but her phone was on silent and I saw her smile.
He ate mashed potatoes in the gym, and the weights fell over.
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The most basic form of cheating on your girlfriend by pretending you're eating.
He said he was eating mashed potatoes, but I saw him wink at the girl in the next seat.
My mom said she was eating mashed potatoes, but she was laughing at a meme on her phone.
He had to eat mashed potatoes in the library because he got caught watching a porn video.
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