eating machine

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A human garbage disposal that eats like it's trying to win a contest with a pig.

I ate six burgers in ten minutes. My stomach is now a war zone.

This guy swallowed a whole pizza like it was a snack.

She finished a whole cake in one bite. I thought she was a monster.

A person who steals your words and acts like they came up with them first. You'll never live it down.

He said my idea was his. I told him I’d haunt him in his dreams.

She used my phrase and called it a ‘twist.’ I called it a rip-off.

He took my joke and made it his own. I gave him a middle finger.