Eating Kingcake

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Choking on a tiny baby from a cake that’s supposed to be sweet. Who put a plastic kid in there? You’re not just eating cake, you’re swallowing a future.

I bit into the cake and my friend screamed, 'You just ate a baby!' I said, 'That's not a baby, that's a nightmare.'

My mom made Kingcake, and I swallowed the baby. I think it's gonna grow up and haunt me.

I ate the baby in the cake. Now I can't stop hearing it cry inside my stomach.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eating a tiny baby that was hiding in a cake. You didn’t know it was there, and now you’re stuck with it. Welcome to the family.

I ate the baby. My cousin said, 'You’re gonna have to marry it now.'

My brother ate the baby and now he won’t stop talking about it like it’s his new pet.

The baby was in the cake. I ate it. Now I can’t stop seeing it in my dreams.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You bite into a cake and end up eating a baby. It’s not just a snack, it’s a punishment from the cake gods.

I took a bite, and my friend said, 'You just ate a baby!' I said, 'I didn’t ask for this!'

I bit into the cake and swallowed the baby. Now I can’t stop thinking about it.

I ate the baby. My sister said, 'Now you’re gonna have to feed it.' I said, 'No way!'

by Slangipedia 14d ago