eating jesus

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when a meal is so good it feels like god shat in your mouth and it was the best thing ever

I ate that pizza and I swear I saw Jesus in the cheese.

That burger was so good I cried and my mom took me to church.

That taco was so good I asked for a second one and then a third and then I got kicked out.

a tiny Christian band that roasts Jimmy Eat World so hard they make him cry in the back of a van

I heard that band and I laughed so hard I peed on the floor.

That band made me text my brother and say 'Jimmy Eat World is dead.'

That song was so good I told my mom I was joining the band.