eating jadens mom

I tried to say 'hello' but it came out like 'jadens mom spaghetti'

My tongue is stuck to the roof of my mouth from all that jaden mom

I ate so much jaden mom I had to sit down and cry

I won't let jaden's mom go until I finish my third helping

I'm not done with jaden's mom until it's gone

I'm like a dog that won't leave the kitchen

I threw jaden's mom across the room like it was a pancake

I'm eating jaden's mom so fast it's like a buffet

I'm fighting jaden's mom with my fork