Eating House

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A fancy way to say you get to boss around sorority girls instead of being their doormat. You pick them. They don’t pick you. And if they don’t respect you, you kick them out and eat their snacks.

My eating house is like a VIP pass to the sorority drama. I don’t join them. They join me.

I don’t put up with their nonsense. I eat their snacks and they’re stuck with me.

I’m not their slave. I’m their snack machine.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you start with a snack and end up eating everything in your apartment because your brain dies from how much food you吞下.

I opened a bag of chips and now my fridge is empty and my brain is dead.

I started with a muffin and ended up eating my roommate’s entire stock of pizza.

I ate so much I almost exploded. And I still had room for dessert.

by Slangipedia 14d ago