Eating her Young

My mom made me eat her salad after she finished her lunch.

He ate the broccoli she pulled out of her butt like it was gourmet.

She fed her kid a bunch of spinach she just took out of her vagina.

My uncle worked in a factory and got blown up by his own land mine.

They told me I was getting a great job, but it turned out I was just building bombs.

My cousin got stuck in a mine and now he’s missing two legs.

My brother thought the world was flat because he never left the church.

She kept her kid in a bubble and he didn’t know about the internet.

They didn’t tell her about the virus until it was too late.