Eating Grass

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When someone gets tackled so hard, they’re face-down on the ground, and they start nibbling on grass like it’s the only thing left that respects them.
I got bodied so hard, I was eating grass like it was my last meal.
He got tackled, and I swear he was eating grass like it was a five-star restaurant.
She got taken down and started eating grass like it was her ex’s fault.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you have no idea what’s going on and don’t care enough to make a choice.
I don’t know what’s happening, I’m just eating grass.
He’s eating grass because he doesn’t know what the question was.
She didn’t even bother to pick a side, just ate grass.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you leave the internet and go outside to breathe real air and avoid all the dumb stuff online. It’s like a detox, but for your brain.
I’m going to touch grass because this Twitter fight is giving me a headache.
He left the internet to touch grass and came back with a new life.
She went outside to touch grass and forgot about all her drama.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you try to make out with someone by sticking a piece of grass in your mouth and hoping they’ll do the same, like it’s some kind of weird game.
I put a piece of grass in my mouth and waited for him to do the same.
She stuck a piece of grass in her mouth like it was a dare.
They were eating grass and making out like it was the most romantic thing ever.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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You say this to someone when they do something so stupid, it’s like they’re the last person on Earth who should be making decisions.
You did something so dumb, you’re eating grass.
He messed up so bad, I told him he was eating grass.
She messed up her whole life, now she’s eating grass.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you beat someone so hard, they end up in a field with cows, and they’re forced to eat grass because they have no other options.
I kicked his ass so hard, he ended up eating grass with the cows.
He got taken down and had to join the cows for lunch.
She was so beat up, she was eating grass with the herd.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The cheapest kind of bribe, like when cops take free food and coffee and pretend they didn’t see the bad stuff happening.
That cop takes free coffee and calls it eating grass.
They took bribes so small, it was like eating grass.
He took free food and kept quiet, that’s eating grass.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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