Eating Glass

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Trying to do something so hard it feels like your face is made of glass and you're chewing it like it's your enemy.
I tried to learn coding and it felt like I was eating glass.
My math test was so hard, I was like, 'I'm eating glass, I swear.'
That presentation was so bad, I wanted to eat glass just to feel better.
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Smoking a cigarette with a fiberglass filter. It’s like the cigarette is trying to kill you.
I smoked that cigarette and it felt like my lungs were eating glass.
That filter was so bad, I was like, 'I'm eating glass, not smoking.'
My first puff was like I bit into a glass factory.
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When you get mad and hit the rebound so hard, you feel like you’re eating glass.
I got mad and hit that rebound so hard, my face was eating glass.
That rebound was so bad, I was like, 'I'm eating glass, I swear.'
He got mad and rebounded so hard, it looked like he was eating glass.
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Dying in 7 Days to Die just to get full health and not be a sad, hungry, thirsty mess.
I died just to get full health, it was like I was eating glass.
That game is so hard, I just ate glass to respawn.
I was so hungry, I ate glass just to get full.
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What dumb people do when they have nothing better to do than be idiots.
That guy was eating glass just because he had nothing to do.
She was eating glass like it was the most fun she ever had.
They were eating glass because they didn't know what else to do.
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A fancy way of telling someone to shut up and stop being a pain in the neck.
He told me to eat glass like I was the worst person ever.
She said, 'Eat glass, you annoying little twerp.'
I got told to eat glass because I was being a pain.
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