eating furniture

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When I was twelve I was six three and I looked like a freak, so some guy at the basketball tournament said I must eat furniture because I was huge and ugly.

My cousin told me I looked like a monster when I played basketball.

At the tournament, someone said I was so big I probably ate tables for breakfast.

My mom said I looked like I could swallow a couch whole.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

I was six three when I was twelve and people thought I looked like a beast, so someone said I must eat furniture to be that big.

My friend said I looked like a giant who eats chairs for fun.

At the tournament, someone said I was so big I probably ate a whole desk.

My teacher said I looked like I could eat a fridge.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

I was six three when I was twelve and people said I looked like a monster, so someone said I must eat furniture to be that big and ugly.

My brother said I looked like I could eat a whole couch for breakfast.

At the tournament, someone said I looked like a monster who eats tables.

My dad said I was so big I probably swallowed a whole chair.

by Slangipedia 4d ago