Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Some kind of weird sexual thing. I don’t know. Just make it stop. I’m not ready for this yet.

Why does eating food have to be a thing? I just wanted to eat a sandwich.

Bro, if this is a sex act, I’m gonna need a snack.

I’m not ready for this. I just wanted to watch Netflix.

2

You eat food. You fight people. You make them cry. You do all of it at once.

I ate a burger and then I fought my mom. She cried.

I fought a guy for a pizza. He lost.

I ate food and fought my brother. He lost.

3

You sell drugs on someone else’s block. You're a jerk and you're not welcome.

I sold weed on his block. He yelled at me.

I sold drugs on her turf. She got mad.

I sold meth on his corner. He hates me.

4

You watch Netflix and someone else sucks you off. It’s like a combo meal.

I watched Netflix and she sucked me off. That’s called a combo meal.

He watched Netflix and I sucked him off. It was good.

I watched Stranger Things and she sucked me off. It was the best day.

5

This guy is a freak. He likes to fuck a lot. He thinks Ella is a witch. I don’t know why.

He likes to fuck a lot. I think he’s a freak.

He thinks Ella is a witch. That’s weird.

He’s a catch if you like witches and freaks.

6

You can eat all year. No rules. No diets. Just eat. And eat some more.

I ate all day. I didn’t stop.

I ate from January to December. I didn’t care.

I ate nonstop for a year. I got fat.

7

A Jamaican thing. You ‘eat’ to survive. You ‘food’ to do anything. Even if it’s stupid.

I eat to survive. I food to do stupid things.

He eats to live. He foods to fight me.

She eats to survive. She foods to win at everything.