eating fist

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Eating fist is when you're too lazy to fight and just let people walk all over you like you're a soggy piece of pizza.

DM: 'Bro, I let him take my last slice of pizza. I'm eating fist.'

Tweet: 'My mom called me a coward. I said, 'I'm eating fist, not a coward.'

Text: 'He took my chair. I didn't even blink. I'm eating fist.'

Eating fist is when you're too tired to argue and just let life punch you in the face.

Post: 'My dog bit me. I said nothing. I'm eating fist.'

Text: 'He called me a nerd. I said, 'So what? I'm eating fist.'

DM: 'I lost my video game. I didn't even cry. I'm eating fist.'

Eating fist is when you're too chicken to fight and just let people laugh at you like you're a bad joke.

Tweet: 'My dad called me a chicken. I said, 'I'm eating fist, not a chicken.'

Text: 'She took my snack. I didn't even yell. I'm eating fist.'

DM: 'He made fun of my haircut. I said nothing. I'm eating fist.'

Eating fist is when you're too weak to stand up and just let life beat you down like a drum.

Text: 'He beat me up. I said nothing. I'm eating fist.'

Tweet: 'I failed my test. I didn't even cry. I'm eating fist.'

DM: 'She laughed at me. I just smiled. I'm eating fist.'

Eating fist is when you're too dumb to fight and just let people walk all over you like you're a doofus.

Post: 'He called me a doofus. I said, 'I'm eating fist, not a doofus.'

Text: 'She took my spot. I didn't even argue. I'm eating fist.'

DM: 'He took my lunch. I didn't even flinch. I'm eating fist.'

Eating fist is when you're too scared to fight and just let people laugh at you like you're a joke that won't end.

Tweet: 'I failed my math test. I said nothing. I'm eating fist.'

Text: 'He made fun of my shoes. I just smiled. I'm eating fist.'

DM: 'She laughed at my joke. I said nothing. I'm eating fist.'