eating fire

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Getting roasted so hard your tongue feels like it's been grilled by a dragon and your pride is charred to ash

My ex just called me a ‘walking embarrassment’ in front of my whole family. I’m still eating fire.

My cousin said I ‘ate my own meat’ at the BBQ. I’m still burning.

My homie called me a ‘dumbass’ in front of everyone. I’m eating fire, and it’s hot.

Telling someone who drinks coffee like it’s their last breath that their cup is so hot it could melt the devil’s skin

I told my coffee-drinking friend his cup was so hot it would ‘turn his tongue into a charcoal briquette’

My coworker drinks her coffee like it’s a religion. I told her it’s ‘going to scald her soul’

My brother says his coffee is ‘hotter than my mom’s yelling’ and I told him it’s ‘going to burn his insides’

When you try to eat something that’s like a flaming snowball in your mouth and your brain is screaming ‘why? why? why?!”

I tried that ‘flame and ice’ pizza and it felt like my mouth was being tortured by a flaming ice cream truck.

My sister tried that ‘hot and cold’ smoothie and it was like a war zone in her mouth.

My friend bit into a ‘hot and cold’ taco and it was like his mouth was on fire and freezing at the same time.