Eating ducks

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Marines use the phrase Eat Duck to mean scarfing down food like it's the last meal on Earth and then sprinting away like you're being chased by a f***ing bear.
'Eat duck, son! We got a bear in the back!'
'I ate duck so fast I forgot how to breathe.'
'He ate duck and ran like he had a f***ing dragon on his tail.'
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Eating ducks is when you eat so fast you don't even chew your food you just swallow it whole like it's trying to escape your throat.
'I ate my sandwich like it was the last one on Earth.'
'She ate her burger so fast it looked like she was f***ing it.'
'He ate his food like it was a f***ing enemy.'
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A YouTube video where a lake of ducks is suddenly interrupted by a f***ing skeleton that screams like a f***ing horror movie villain and scares the f*** out of you.
'That video made me scream like a f***ing baby.'
'I saw that video and I f***ing jumped.'
'That skeleton screamed so loud it woke up my dog.'
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A phrase used to describe someone who is annoying as f*** and has the desecent of a f***ing ghost.
'He's such a f***ing pain in the a***.'
'She's like a f***ing ghost haunting my day.'
'That guy is more annoying than a f***ing mosquito.'
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What you yell when you see a duck, when you're murdering a duck, or when you're eating a duck. Only the cool kids know this f***ing phrase.
'Eat duck! I'm f***ing eating a duck!'
'I saw a duck and I screamed 'eat duck' like a f***ing lunatic.'
'That duck was f***ing murdered and I was eating it!'
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Used to be called Nightmare at Disney No Duck, but on September 14th, 2025, it changed to Eating Ducks because it was f***ing boring and they wanted something cooler.
'That name was f***ing boring.'
'They changed it because it was like a f***ing ghost.'
'Now it's called Eating Ducks and it's way cooler.'
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Calling someone a f***ing cunt. It’s the most basic and most f***ing vulgar way to insult someone.
'You’re a f***ing cunt!'
'He called me a f***ing cunt in front of everyone.'
'That woman was the f***ing cunt of the century.'
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