eating dress

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A dress a fat woman wears to a fancy party so she can stuff her face without anyone noticing.

My aunt wore her eating dress to Thanksgiving and ate three pies before anyone said anything.

She showed up to the wedding in her eating dress and didn’t leave until the cake was gone.

My mom’s eating dress is so big it looks like it was made for a cow.

The dress a huge woman wears to a fancy event so she can chow down like no one’s watching.

She showed up to the dinner party in her eating dress and ate the whole buffet.

My cousin wore her eating dress to the prom and didn’t stop eating until the lights went out.

The dress is so big it’s like she brought a snack with her.

A dress a woman wears to a fancy event so she can stuff her face like it’s her job.

She wore her eating dress to the birthday party and ate the cake, the cake, and then the cake again.

My aunt’s eating dress is so big it takes two people to help her put it on.

At the wedding, she wore her eating dress and ate more than the whole bridal party combined.