eating Doritos

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Eating Doritos is a sneaky way to say you're getting laid. The flavor tells everyone what kind of freaky stuff you're doing.

My girlfriend said I was eating 'Cool Ranch' last night. I said I was just trying to stay cool.

He said he was eating 'Nacho Cheese' all day. I believe him, he's got a cheese stain on his shirt.

She said she was eating 'Sour Cream & Onion' and I said, 'You're just trying to get me to taste your bad breath.'

If you eat someone's Doritos, you're kissing them while they're still chewing. It's like making out with a chip bag and bad breath.

I ate my friend's Doritos and now I have orange teeth and a stomach ache. Thanks, guy.

She tried to eat my Doritos and I said, 'You're just trying to steal my snack and my kiss.'

He said he ate my Doritos after I finished them. I said, 'You're the worst.'

When a girl is super hot, she leaves Doritos crumbs everywhere and smells like cheese and regret.

She walked in and I said, 'You're like a bag of Doritos, hot and crumbly.'

She left a trail of Doritos crumbs and I said, 'You're the reason I eat chips at noon.'

He said she was like a 'Flame Grilled' Dorito, hot and spicy and slightly burned.