Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you puff out smoke like a dragon and then suck it right back in like it owes you money

Bro, I just blew a smoke ring so big it blocked the sun, then I ate it like it was a free meal.

My donut breath was so strong, my dog ran away screaming.

I blew a smoke ring so big, my mom said I was gonna choke on it.

2

When you get stuck with the worst deal ever, like eating a donut off a hard, hot, meaty rod that’s not even yours

Man, I had to eat a donut off his penis like it was my job.

That donut was so greasy, I got a grease stain on my face and my dignity.

I ate a donut off his thing and I still don’t know how I survived.

3

When you take a bite out of your butt and you’re not even sorry for it

I ate my own butt and it tasted like regret.

My butt was so good, I ate it twice in one day.

I took a bite of my butt and my friend cried.

4

A terrible insult used by people who can’t think of anything better than your mom or your face

You’re so stupid, I’m gonna call you ‘eating donuts’ for the rest of your life.

Your brain is so weak, it’s like eating donuts.

You’re worse than your mom and your face combined.

5

A new insult made by a guy named Steve from Georgia who’s tired of using your mom and your face every time

Steve said you’re so dumb, it’s like eating donuts.

Steve came up with this insult because your mom and your face are overused.

Steve invented this insult because your brain is weak.

6

When your pants are so tight, they’re about to explode and you’re happy about it

My spanx pants were so tight, I felt like I was about to die.

My pants were so tight, I could barely breathe.

My spanx were so tight, I looked like a sausage.