Eating Dinner

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A stupid lie your friends tell to run off and have a sneaky bonk session. They say they're going to 'Eat Dinner,' but no one eats that fast, and they do it way too much in one day.

'I gotta go eat dinner!' He ran out like he was being chased by a fire truck.

'Eat dinner? Again? You're gonna get caught soon.'

'Eat dinner? More like 'eat my face' again.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you're licking a girl's face at night, and you're too lazy to go home.

'I’m gonna eat dinner.' He didn’t even put on pants.

'She’s my dinner. I’m not leaving.'

‘Dinner? I don’t eat meat.’

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you're getting your junk sucked out of your pants by a girl, and you're too dumb to realize it's happening.

'I’m going to eat dinner.' He left like he was running from a monster.

'Dinner? More like 'dinner and dessert' for him.'

‘He went to eat dinner. He’s gonna come back with a mouth full of spaghetti.’

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you're getting bonked by a girl before she’s old enough to know what's happening.

'I’m going to eat dinner.' He ran out like he was running from the cops.

'He's eating dinner again. He’s gonna get caught.'

‘He’s eating dinner. I bet he’s eating my dinner.’

by Slangipedia 14d ago