Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you blame someone for being a brainless idiot because they can't stop getting distracted by stupid stuff.

You: Why did you fail the test? Him: I was eating dick the whole time.

She: You couldn't even finish the game. Me: I was eating dick, okay?

Bro: You got distracted by a dog. Me: Yeah, I was eating dick, bro.

2

When someone crashes into the ground like a sack of bricks and everyone laughs at them.

He tripped over his own feet and face-planted into the dirt. Everyone: 'He ate dick!'

She fell off the stairs and landed flat on her face. 'That was a full-course meal.'

He tried to catch a frisbee and face-planted into the grass. 'That was the best meal ever.'

3

A loud and dramatic way to start a frisbee golf round by screaming 'EAT' really loud and 'DICK' like you're being murdered.

He screamed 'EAT' so loud the dog ran away. Then he screamed 'DICK' like he was in pain.

She yelled 'EAT' so hard it echoed through the park. Then she screamed 'DICK' like she had a migraine.

He shouted 'EAT' so loud it scared the birds. Then he screamed 'DICK' like he was being tortured.

4

When someone falls so hard their legs go up like they're trying to fly.

He fell so hard his legs flew up like he was trying to touch the sky.

She crashed into the ground and her legs kicked up like a rocket.

He tripped and landed so hard his legs went up like he was doing a dance.

5

The greatest phrase ever invented. It's perfect for everything. Like, literally everything.

This is the best phrase ever. I'm not even joking.

I'm telling you, this is the best phrase ever. Period.

Best phrase ever. No contest.

6

When you're so overwhelmed by a big cock you literally have to eat it.

He saw a giant cock and had to eat it. No choice.

She stared at the biggest cock ever and just had to eat it.

That cock was so big, he had to eat it. No way around it.

7

A stupid way to respond to someone when they're being a total pain in the ass.

He said something stupid. I replied, 'Eating Dick.'

She was being a pain. I said, 'Eating Dick.'

He annoyed me. I just said, 'Eating Dick.'