eating daisies

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When you smear yellow mustard up your butt cracks and then lick it like it's the last piece of pizza. You leave the brown part in the middle so it looks like a daisy, but it's more like a sh*t flower.

My cousin ate daisies during lunch and got mustard all over the cafeteria floor.

I tried eating daisies and my brother laughed so hard he peed his pants.

My mom caught me eating daisies and said, 'You're gonna be a mess when you grow up.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you do something so stupid it makes your brain feel like it's been hit by a truck. Like when you forget to do your homework and then eat daisies just to make it worse.

My dog ate daisies and then chewed up my homework.

I ate daisies because I didn't want to do my math test.

My sister ate daisies and got sent to the principal's office.

by Slangipedia 4d ago