Eating Crackers

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Getting it on, getting frisky, getting laid, getting naked, getting busy, getting the job done.
You just saw them having sex in the break room. It was wild.
They’re getting it on in the car. It’s like a horror movie.
They’re in the middle of getting laid. It’s the worst.
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Doing nothing, slacking, loafing, being a slouch, being a bum, being a couch potato.
He’s doing nothing all day. He’s a total slouch.
She’s loafing around like she’s never worked a day in her life.
He’s a couch potato. He eats chips and does nothing.
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A white, country food lover who thinks everything is better with butter and gravy.
She thinks everything needs butter and gravy. It’s absurd.
He’s a white, country food lover who’s obsessed with gravy.
They eat everything with butter and gravy. It’s a lifestyle.
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This person drives you nuts. Even the simplest things, like eating crackers, make you want to scream.
She eats crackers and it’s like watching a horror movie.
He eats crackers and it makes me want to punch him.
They eat crackers and it’s the worst thing ever.
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You hate this person so much that even eating crackers is the worst thing in the world.
She eats crackers and it’s like watching a nightmare.
He eats crackers and I want to throw things at him.
They eat crackers and it’s the worst thing ever.
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You feel like total trash, but you don’t know why. No sickness, no pain, just total misery.
He feels like total trash, but he doesn’t know why.
She feels like she’s been run over by a truck.
They feel like they’ve been through hell, but no one knows why.
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Hot people don’t get tossed out of bed for eating crackers and leaving crumbs. They get praised.
She’s hot and she eats crackers. She gets praised.
He’s hot and he eats crackers. He gets praised.
They’re hot and they eat crackers. They get praised.
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