eating crab cakes

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To give a woman a tongue bath while she’s still wearing her lipstick.

My cousin ate crab cakes and then got kicked out of the restaurant.

He said he was eating crab cakes, but I know he was just trying to impress her.

She texted me and said, 'You’re gonna regret eating crab cakes today.'

When you put your mouth on a woman like she’s a plate of seafood.

He ate crab cakes in front of his mom and got a slap on the wrist.

My friend said he ate crab cakes, but I know he was just being a fool.

She said, 'You can eat crab cakes, but don’t make me come over there.'

To take a woman’s face and turn it into a seafood buffet.

He ate crab cakes in the middle of the park and got a free soda.

I told my friend he ate crab cakes, but he said he was just being a jackass.

She sent me a DM: 'You’re eating crab cakes again? I’m coming over.'