Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Eating cookies is when your butt is so big it eats your pants and your fat is sticking out like a burger.

My cousin ate cookies so hard his pants were in the trash.

She was eating cookies and her pants looked like they were on a diet.

He was eating cookies and his butt looked like it was having a party.

2

When a guy and a girl are making out like they’re going to die and someone sees it, that’s eating cookies.

They were eating cookies in the hallway and got caught by the principal.

My brother and his crush were eating cookies and got caught by his mom.

The couple was eating cookies and got caught by the teacher.

3

When your butt is eating cookies, it means it’s so big it eats your pants and your fat is visible like a pizza.

Her butt was eating cookies and she looked like a doughnut.

His butt was eating cookies and it looked like it was eating the world.

They were eating cookies and their butts looked like they were eating the moon.

4

Eating cookies is when a guy’s butt gets licked by another guy’s tongue, like it’s going to be used for butt stuff.

He was eating cookies and got a tongue job from his boyfriend.

They were eating cookies and got a tongue job in the bathroom.

He was eating cookies and got a tongue job like it was a job interview.

5

Eating cookies is when you jerk off and can’t say the word, so you say cookies instead.

He was eating cookies because he was too lazy to say the word.

She was eating cookies and it was like a secret habit.

They were eating cookies and it was like a hidden talent.

6

Eating cookies is when you lick a girl’s private parts and it feels like heaven.

He was eating cookies and it was like a dessert for his mouth.

She was eating cookies and it was like a sweet snack for her lips.

They were eating cookies and it was like a romantic meal.

7

Eating cookies is when a group of guys is jacking off in a circle and the last one has to eat a cookie like it’s a punishment.

They were eating cookies and the last guy had to eat a cookie like it was a death sentence.

The guys were eating cookies and the last one had to eat a cookie like it was a curse.

They were eating cookies and the last one had to eat a cookie like it was a slap in the face.