eating coffee

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Licking the ass of a coffee cup
My dad eats coffee every morning like it's his last meal.
She said she'd rather die than drink coffee without eating it.
He eats coffee so much he got a degree in it.
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Drinking coffee like it's a cock
He eats coffee in the bathroom like it's a secret mission.
My mom eats coffee while she's screaming at the TV.
He eats coffee so fast he choked on it.
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Sucking the life out of a coffee cup
He eats coffee like it's a job interview.
She eats coffee so much her teeth are stained.
He eats coffee in the middle of the night like it's a crime.
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