eating clouds

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Blowin' smoke so hard you could start a fire in a vacuum.
I ate clouds so hard my neighbor called the fire department.
My mom said I was eatin' clouds like a hungry beast.
I was eatin' clouds so much my dog started drooling at me.
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Inhaling a single hit of weed so strong it could knock your grandma off her feet.
I ate a cloud and my grandma passed out.
My friend ate a cloud and started talking to his plants.
I ate a cloud so hard I got a headache and a high.
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A sidekick in a cartoon who got replaced because he was too stoned to do his job.
That cloud-eatin' guy got fired for napping during the plot.
The cloud-eatin' sidekick was so high he forgot the villain’s name.
The cloud-eatin’ guy was too wasted to save the day.
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