eating chocolate

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To jerk off like a man who hasn't felt a woman in years.

I ate chocolate at 3 a. m. because my brain was dead and my penis was alive.

He was eating chocolate like it was his last meal.

She eats chocolate every day because her life is a disaster.

To jerk off so much you get a second job doing it.

I ate chocolate for 12 hours straight because my brain couldn’t handle anything else.

He eats chocolate like it's a full-time job.

She ate chocolate until her pants fell off.

To jerk off after being a monk for 40 days and finally getting a break.

He ate chocolate like it was a holiday.

After 40 days of Lent, he ate so much chocolate he got a stomach ache.

He ate chocolate like he was being released from prison.

To eat chocolate like it's your birthday and your brain is on fire.

On October 29th, I ate chocolate like it was my birthday and my brain was a cake.

Today I ate chocolate because it's the 29th and my brain is a mess.

I ate chocolate all day on the 29th like I was born on that day.

Cool means you're the best at what you do and people are impressed.

You're cool because you eat chocolate and people are impressed.

He said 'cool' and everyone knew he was the best.

She was cool because she ate chocolate and no one could beat her.