Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only thing better than your mom’s cooking, and that’s when your mom’s cooking is on fire.

I eat chips like it’s my last meal.

Chips are the only thing that can make me forget my ex’s face.

I eat chips so fast I get a stomach ache and a sense of accomplishment.

2

A secret mission where you pretend to eat chips but actually jacked off in the corner.

I was eating chips and my neighbor thought I was doing yoga.

I ate chips while my friend thought I was meditating.

I bit into a chip and my brain said, 'nope, I’m doing this at home.'

3

The holy act of eating chips, like a god eating divine snacks.

I eat chips like it’s a religion.

I eat chips every day like it’s my full-time job.

I eat chips and pray for a better life.

4

The stupid kid who eats chips and then tries to explain the meaning of life to everyone.

I ate chips and started talking about the universe.

Chips made me think I was Einstein.

I ate chips and then I started arguing with my dog.

5

The sound of your soul screaming as you eat a chip that’s too crunchy.

I ate a chip and my soul cried.

That chip was like a rock in my mouth.

I bit into a chip and my brain said, 'what is this madness?'

6

When you eat chips like it’s a love letter to your mouth.

I eat chips like it’s my first kiss.

Chips are the love of my life.

I ate chips and felt like I was being kissed by a million chips.

7

The only thing that can make you forget your problems, unless your problems are really big.

I ate chips and forgot I had a test.

Chips are like magic for my brain.

I ate chips and my brain said, 'I’ll come back later.'