Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you shove your face in a woman's crotch like it's a buffet and you're too cheap to order anything else.

I ate Chinese for lunch and I'm still full.

She said I could eat Chinese anytime I wanted.

I didn't eat Chinese, I ate Chinese for three hours straight.

2

When you take a woman's snatch and you eat it like it's the last dumpling on the plate.

I ate Chinese and I'm still hungry.

He said he ate Chinese, but I saw him eating Chinese in the parking lot.

She didn't want to eat Chinese, but I made her.

3

When you use your mouth to do what your hands are too lazy to do.

I ate Chinese and I didn't even have to use my hands.

He ate Chinese while I was watching TV.

She said she ate Chinese, but I saw her eating Chinese in the hallway.

4

When you think you're getting a good deal, but you're just getting a front-row seat to a woman's business.

I ate Chinese and I got a discount.

He said he ate Chinese for free.

She ate Chinese and she got a coupon.

5

When you put your mouth where it doesn't belong and you're too proud to admit it.

I ate Chinese and I'm still proud.

He ate Chinese and he didn't even blush.

She ate Chinese and she still got a tip.