eating chilli

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Getting your butt licked by someone who just finished a spiritual ritual involving a lot of loud farts and a prayer to the toilet gods.

I'm not scared of the toilet gods, I'm just scared of what they'll do to me if I don't finish this chili.

My spiritual guide just passed gas so loud I felt it in my soul.

I'm not eating chili, I'm worshiping the toilet god's holy farts.

You're so hungry for love you'll eat anyone's butt even if they just took a dump and forgot to wash their hands.

I just ate a dump and I'm still in love.

He took a dump, forgot to wash his hands, and I still said yes.

I'll eat anyone's butt even if they smell like a gym sock.

You’re so desperate for affection you’ll eat someone’s butt even if it's still got crumb bits from their last snack.

I ate crumb bits and I didn’t even mind.

He had crumb bits from a snack and I still wanted his butt.

Crumb bits and butt licking, that’s my love language.