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When you sprint to a teacher or boss and rat out someone else for being a troublemaker. You're like a little cockroach with a mouth.
I saw Alex throw a chair at the principal, so I told the teacher on him.
My cousin tattled on my brother for stealing my snack money.
I ran to the principal because my friend drew on the walls with marker.
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To go to an adult and say someone else did something bad. You're like a little snot-nosed kid with a grudge.
My friend told the teacher I took her pencil.
I snitched on my brother for eating my lunch.
He told the principal I was bullying him.
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To betray someone by telling on them for being a pain in the ass. You're like a little trash can with a tongue.
She told the teacher I was making a mess in the classroom.
He told his dad I broke his phone.
I told the coach my friend was cheating.
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When you put a piece of cheese in someone's butt and eat it. It’s like a gross snack time at a sewage plant.
My brother put cheddar in my pants and ate it.
She shoved mozzarella up my nose and licked it.
He stuck brie in my butt and took a bite.
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When someone crashes hard, usually face-first, like they’re trying to make a dent in the floor.
He face-planted into the floor like a pancake.
She fell and her face hit the ground like a brick.
He went full pancake and made a mess on the carpet.
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When you give a girl a blow job. It's like you're trying to suck her soul out through her mouth.
He gave her a blow job like he was trying to eat her brain.
She got a face full of tongue and said it was a disaster.
He licked her mouth like a dog licking a bone.
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A smelly, sweaty, yellow cheese-like mess under the arm pits of some ugly, hairy, smelly orangutans from Borneo and Sumatra. To tell someone to 'eat cheese' is to say they're the worst.
I told him to eat cheese because he smelled like a dead goat in a trash can.
She said I reeked like a cheese factory exploded in my armpits.
He called me a smelly cheese ball and I told him to eat cheese.
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