eating cheese

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to give a female a blow job that makes her moan like a dying cow
I ate cheese on my math teacher and she failed me for being too loud.
My friend ate cheese on his sister and now she won't stop crying.
He ate cheese on the principal and got suspended for life.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
2
to spill the beans on someone like they’re a criminal
She ate cheese on me and told the whole class I cheated.
He ate cheese on his best friend and lost all his friends.
My mom ate cheese on my dad and he got fired.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
3
to rat out someone like they did something as bad as stealing your lunch money
He ate cheese on his brother and got him in trouble for eating my sandwich.
My sister ate cheese on me and I got grounded for a week.
She ate cheese on her crush and he started dating her best friend.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
4
to run to the boss like a scared little rat and tell on someone
He ran to the principal like a rat and ate cheese on me.
She ran to her teacher and ate cheese on her friend for cheating.
He ran to the cops and ate cheese on his dad for stealing candy.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
5
when you shove cheese up someone’s butt and then eat it like it’s the best meal ever
He shoved cheese up my butt and I ate it in front of the whole school.
She shoved cheese up her brother’s butt and ate it while he was in the bathroom.
My dad shoved cheese up my mom’s butt and ate it while she was cooking.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
6
when you crash so hard you look like a pancake that got hit by a truck
He crashed into the wall like a pancake and got a bruise the size of a pizza.
She crashed on the floor like a pancake and cried for an hour.
My brother crashed into the couch like a pancake and broke his nose.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
7
when orangutans from Borneo and Sumatra sweat so much it looks like yellow cheese, and you call someone a cheese-eater to make them feel like the worst person ever
My teacher called me a cheese-eater and I had to eat lunch alone.
He called his friend a cheese-eater and now they hate each other.
My mom called my dad a cheese-eater and he got mad and threw a plate.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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