Eating carrots analy

My cousin ate carrots for a week and still looked like a donut. What was he thinking?

You can't just eat carrots and expect to get tighter. It's like wearing socks to a dance.

He said eating carrots would make him look good. Now he looks like he ate a whole garden.

I tried eating carrots every day. Now my boy holes look like they've been crying for days.

Why would anyone eat carrots? It's like trying to fix a leak with a balloon.

She ate carrots for a month and still looked like she had a bad hair day.