Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone is taking a long time to finish a task, like a blowjob or a really bad relationship.

Why is he still eating carrots? He’s been at it for hours.

She’s been eating carrots since lunch. What’s taking so long?

He said he’d be done in five minutes. Now it’s 3 PM.

2

When a bunch of hipsters walk around eating carrots like they're the cool new thing, even though it's just a bag of carrots.

These hipsters are walking around eating carrots like they’re in a movie.

She walks by every day eating carrots like she’s the next big thing.

He’s been eating carrots in the same spot since 8 AM.

3

What you tell your mom when she smells something fruity and asks what you're doing.

Mom: What's that fruity smell? Me: I'm eating carrots.

She asked what I was doing. I said I was eating carrots. She looked confused.

I told my mom I was eating carrots. She said she knew I was lying.

4

A god-like being who eats only carrots, and thinks everyone else is a disgrace.

He eats carrots every day like it's a holy ritual.

This guy eats carrots like he's the king of the world.

He's so into carrots, he probably thinks we're all sinners.

5

A man who’s so addicted to carrots, he looks like a carrot himself, from head to toe.

He eats so many carrots, he looks like a carrot.

His hands, feet, and even his nose are orange from eating carrots.

He eats carrots so much, he probably thinks he’s a carrot.

6

When a girl is so hot, you’d eat carrots out of her butt just to get close to her.

She’s so hot, I’d eat carrots out of her butt.

He’s eating carrots out of her butt like it’s a normal thing.

I’d eat carrots out of her butt just to impress her.

7

When a Directioner girl starts eating carrots every day because Louis Tomlinson said he likes girls who eat carrots.

Louis Tomlinson said he likes girls who eat carrots. Now she eats them every day.

She eats carrots every day because Louis Tomlinson said so.

He said he likes girls who eat carrots. Now she's one of them.