eating carpet

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a woman who licks a pussy like it's the last piece of cake at a party

My cousin eats carpet every time she sees her ex.

She asked me if I wanted to eat carpet, and I said yes, but only if it was chocolate.

He said she eats carpet so good, it’s like she’s eating a bag of dicks.

when a person sucks a clit like it’s a lollipop and the tongue is doing the cha-cha

She’s eating carpet so hard, I think she’s gonna pull the carpet out of the floor.

My sister does it so good, I think she’s gonna get a medal.

He said it was like eating carpet for the first time, and it felt like heaven.

when you stop eating and say ‘no more’ like you’re done with life

I told her to stop eating carpet, and she said, ‘No more, I’m done.’

He said, ‘I can’t eat carpet no more, my mouth is full of drama.’

She just said, ‘No more, I’m going to bed.’

the cramp you get in your leg when you’re on the toilet and your brain is screaming ‘I need to eat carpet’

I was on the toilet, and my leg cramped so bad, I thought I was gonna die.

She was eating carpet so hard, her leg cramped like it was in a wrestling match.

He said he got a cramp so bad, he thought his leg was gonna go to prison.