Eating Bundt

I ate the bundt crumbs off the floor like it was gold

My dog got the last piece of bundt and I cried

I had to eat the bundt cake leftovers because my mom said I was fat

I ate the whole bundt cake even though it was burnt

I ate the bundt cake while my friends laughed at me

I ate the bundt like it was a birthday gift from heaven

I ate the bundt cake leftovers and didn’t even care

I licked the plate after eating the bundt like it was my job

I ate the bundt cake and called it a ‘bundt miracle’