Eating Bullets

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When you think you're getting shot up in a game like a goddamn meatball, but the guy shooting you was so bad he missed every damn shot.

You: I just got bullet spammed again! Me: You’re still alive? Bro, I shot you in the face and you’re still breathing!

You: I got hit by like 10 bullets! Me: You were standing in the corner like a dumbass!

You: I thought I was dead! Me: You had 5 health and I had 1. You’re a goddamn moron.

Putting a gun in your mouth and blowing your brains out like a damn idiot.

You: I’m done with this game. Me: You just shot yourself in the brain like a total idiot!

You: I can’t handle this anymore. Me: You’re not dead yet, you idiot!

You: I’m gonna kill myself. Me: You just shot yourself. That’s not a plan, that’s a dumbass move.

When you decide to leave this world like a total failure.

You: I’m done with life. Me: You’re just dead. That’s it.

You: I can’t take it anymore. Me: You just left. That’s not dramatic, that’s just sad.

You: I’m gonna die. Me: You just took a bullet to the brain and you’re still alive. That’s not dying.

Telling someone to go take a flying leap and get lost.

You: Go take a flying leap and get lost! Me: That’s not a compliment, that’s an insult!

You: I’m done with you. Go take a flying leap and get lost! Me: That’s not a plan, that’s a dumbass move.

You: You’re annoying. Go take a flying leap and get lost! Me: That’s not a wish, that’s a curse.

When you tell someone they got shot by your bullets while you were barely alive.

You: You got owned by my bullets when I had 1 health! Me: I had 1 health and I shot you dead. That’s not fair!

You: I got bullet spammed while you were dying! Me: I had 3 health and you had 5. That’s not a bullet spam, that’s a facepalm moment!

You: I got owned by your bullets when I was barely alive! Me: I had 2 health. That’s not a bullet spam, that’s a bullet joke.

When you think you’re so good you shot someone with so many bullets and they’re still alive!

You: I shot that guy with 10 bullets and he’s still alive! Me: That’s not a bullet spam, that’s a bullet joke!

You: I shot him with like 15 bullets and he’s still alive! Me: That’s not rage inducing, that’s a bullet laugh!

You: I shot him with so many bullets and he’s still alive! Me: That’s not a bullet spam, that’s a bullet facepalm!