Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're vibing to dubstep so hard you think you're in a trance and your brain is melting.

Bro, I was eating bread at 3 a. m. and my dog started dancing.

I was eating bread in math class and got caught by the teacher.

My cousin said he was eating bread and now he's in a coma.

2

When you're giving a girl a tongue massage and she smells like a moldy sandwich.

I tried eating bread and she had a yeast infection so bad I got a nosebleed.

My brother said he was eating bread and now he's crying.

My friend tried eating bread and now he's in the hospital.

3

When you're high as a kite and your brain is like a fried chicken.

My mom said I was eating bread and she didn't know what I was talking about.

I told my sister I was eating bread and she thought I was eating tacos.

My friend said he was eating bread and he got pulled over by the cops.

4

When you're so angry you want to punch a wall and say 'fuck you' in five different languages.

My teacher said I was eating bread and I yelled 'fuck you' in Spanish.

I told my friend he was eating bread and he said 'fuck you' in French.

My mom said I was eating bread and I said 'fuck you' in Chinese.

5

When you're telling someone they're wrong and you're so mad you want to throw a sandwich at them.

My friend said something dumb and I told him to eat bread.

My sister said I was wrong and I told her to eat bread.

My teacher told me to eat bread and I cried.

6

When you're so stupid you think a fish can eat bread and not die.

My brother said a fish can eat bread and now he's dead.

I told my friend a fish can eat bread and he believed me.

My dog tried to eat bread and now he's in a coffin.

7

When you just put it in your mouth like a dumbass and don't even know what you're doing.

I put bread in my mouth and it tasted like a shoe.

My brother put bread in his mouth and it fell out.

My mom put bread in her mouth and she said it was the worst thing ever.